Notes: ( I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED HERE.Collapse )
MUCH THANKS TO: everyone who held my hand several months ago when this monstrosity first rampaged across my brain. Names withheld because I'm sure there will be a few people who would rather have nothing to do with this thing, but still, major thanks and love to everyone! ♥ ♥ ♥
Warnings: please heed the rating
. This is shameless pwp that failed miserably at the porn.3856
~3400 words (of DRIVEL)( Jaejoong follows the smell of cigarette smoke to the roof, savoring the tang on his tongue, swallowing thickly around the want that curls at the back of his throat.Collapse )
Notes: I would just like to say that this? This is totally readyforever
's faults. Steph for making me write them first, and Shiz for bombarding
me with Key gifs and performances. He was so glorious
, I managed to shit this out after 20+ rewatches of his videos. Needless to say, my grasp of Key's character (plus every
SHINee member, wtf) is extremely, extremely weak. No need to tell me to gtfo of SHINee fandom, I know. :D
That said: Thank you & love & kisses to Shiz, who helped me out and listened to me sob and whine. ♥ Much love and gratitude to Steph, too, who made me realize that Minki = Jinki. You guys can so tell this is going to suck already.
Warnings: crack that ran away from me
, and ridiculously OOC characters.Key and the Case of the Missing GSA
or, how Minho Choi learned to stop abusing his skull and love the bomb
~3670 words( Kibum Kim made SM history in eleventh grade when come the Tuesday after Labor Day, he walked into English class with bright red hair and announced, 'Thursdays at lunch, come by B215 for the first ever GSA meeting in five years!'Collapse )( Notes.Collapse )
Notes: word vomit at three in the morning. None of them are or will be 'finished'. Obviously, I should not be writing DBSK fanfic at three in the morning and/or midnight the next... night. And this will let everyone know that I shouldn't be writing DBSK fanfic ever. orz
Warnings: run-on sentences, historical inaccuracy in one part.experiments in setting
yunho/jaejoong in seven segments
PG-13( jaejoong's such a bad case of wanderlust gone psycho that yunho has to block certain sites from the computer...Collapse )
Notes: expands on the last scene in the comedy is over
. Title comes from the quote Plaudite, amici, comedia finita est. (Applaud, my friends, the comedy is over.)
by Ludwig van Beethoven while on his deathbed in 1857. Sorry for the f-page spam, folks!
Warnings: would angst count as a warning?applaud, my friends
(for what stories we tell)
PG-13( but now, here, you hurt more for yunho, your proud hyung, your fearless leadersshi.Collapse )
Warnings: grammatical fail. Do I need to warn for angst?
Pairings: Yoochun/Jaejoong (main), Yunho/Jaejoong (past, broken), Junsu/Yoochun (implied, one-sided), Junsu/OFCthe comedy is over
~2300 words( Yunho and Jaejoong were a temporary thing, builders of a tower with spindly legs they spent too much time raising.Collapse )( Notes.Collapse )
Notes: I haven't really been paying the closest of attention to the news/wank surrounding the JaeChunSu lawsuit against SME. This fic is HIGHLY UNREALISTIC in terms of the law/whatever.
Warnings: Poor writing. This should have been #'d, as it is unchecked and horrid, but it grew longer than expected so I just made it formal. Angst
. EXCEPT I'M LYING! 8Dthis is how a heart breaks, a.k.a. 전설을 먹고 사는 고래, but that would give too much away
~1600 words( It was almost predictable, the three of them leaving SME, but still a little surprising.Collapse )( Notes and apologiesCollapse )
Notes: if 34 out of the past 36 hours were spent awake, reading about feminism and conservatism and whatnot, you'd probably be this crazy, too.pseudo studies in the art of skin
a collection of data
PG( They play skin games together...Collapse )
Notes: inspired by Action—Camera: Beijing Performance Photography
, a gallery feature showing in the Belkin Art Gallery at UBC. (A few samples of photographs shown here
what these were inspired by.) Written in around 30 minutes. Possibly (probably?) historically and culturally inaccurate.
Also, does anyone know the Chinese words for the sound of a heartbeat? Ie. doki-doki is Japanese and doogoon-doogoon is Korean.
Thank you, Tiffo and Amy. :) See comments for more information.chinese avant-garde art in the 1990s
PG( the people in the restaurant look at her as if she'd burst into tears if they stared too long.Collapse )